Musk drops a “Bitcoin party,” Saylor prints $4.2B, Dorsey debuts BitChat, and Texas floods wipe out hash rate. Episode 1128 covers treasury weirdness, mesh tech, and mining collapse.

UATX builds Bitcoin curriculum. Trump praises BTC’s role in easing dollar pressure. China fumbles stablecoins. Lummis drops a limp tax bill. And 14-year-old coins spark Satoshi hysteria . . . again. Episode 1127 delivers.

IMF smacks down Pakistan, Thailand goes Bitcoin-native, Erebor emerges from Mordor, and the Bitcoin treasury bubble grows frothy. Also: Tether turns farming energy into hash. News you can use.

Kazakhstan creates a crypto reserve, USDG launches in the EU, and Germany's banks embrace Bitcoin. Plus, Venatí Coffee eyes €1B in BTC and a New Yorker fakes his way into Bitcoin.